| Here's number 2 |
[Mar. 10th, 2007|09:50 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | girls, loser, meeting them | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  cheerful | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Modest Mouse - Florida. (Best song of the year so far) | ] |
I know you've been waiting for it. Also, is it okay to have "on on" in the sentance like that or should there be a coma or full stop?
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| Hollywood Blockbuster 2008 |
[Feb. 18th, 2007|09:21 pm] |
Here my idea for a big Hollywood blockbuster film.
"UFO sightings are increasing, more people than ever looking towards the skies for signs of intelligent life. One young scientist (Jake Gyllenhaal) realises something no-one else has, that the Aliens are not coming from the sky; they're coming from the ground.
It turns out an advanced alien race has been living deep in the Earths crust with advanced cities and stuff. Turns out they were highly advance species at the same time as the dinosaurs. When the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs struck the Earth they were forced to go and live underground for many millennia.
So they lived their life on Earth, nothing much to do or see, all around the the flora and fauna recovered after the meteor. Then the "aliens" notice that a species of bi-peds are doing quite well for themselves, that species would evolve to become Homospaian! They show them how to make fire and build pyramids etc. but generally they want to let the humans get on with it. Until 2008 when they think the time has come to say hello.
I assume this idea is already copyrighted even though I've posted it in a blog, its my intellectual property so any film companies interested in commissioning a scrip you send me a message or something.
Cool. |
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| Occupational hazards of wearing an iPod |
[Jan. 19th, 2007|11:35 pm] |
I wear an iPod pretty much all the time when walking around and there are two main problems I've encountered.
The first is that the ladies don't feel they can approach me and talk to me. Generally I should be getting chatted up every other day at least but it never happens.
The second is a problem either on a busy steet or when changing from one tube train to another during rush hour. There are certain songs, anything by Sigur Ros is a good example, where I'm compleled to walk in slow motion.
For anyone who is walking behind me and is late while I'm listening to Sigur Ros I'm sorry.
For anyone who is walking behind me and is late and wants to ask me out while I'm listening to Sigur Ros I'm double sorry. |
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| My Award |
[Dec. 18th, 2006|07:47 pm] |
I guess I should have blown my trumpet a lot more about this. A few months back was the Kensington and Chelsea Cricket Club inaugral ball. There were a few awards on offer.
I won "Most Improved Payer".
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| The (almost) perfect crime. |
[Nov. 9th, 2006|07:51 pm] |
This crime requires identical twins working together. Basically the twins do the crime together but only one twin actually commits the crime, lets say its murder.
OK so the crime twin kills a guy, stabs him in the woods, the other twin stands next to him but doesnt actually do anything towards it.
The police find the body, they find the DNA evidence but how do they actually prove which one did it? They both have the same alibi, they were both in the woods, they have the same DNA (to all budding murderers out there DO NOT do this with a friend, you need an identical, and I stress identical, twin), finger prints aren't an issue as they both wore gloves.
If they know for sure one of two people were guilty but they don't know which one they surely can't convict either.
They would know that the innocent twin was withholding infomation which is a crime so maybe they would have to punish both of them for that but not murder, thats the important thing.
I'm like a famous crime author guy, Sir Arthur Conan Barbarian. |
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| Misrepresented |
[Sep. 25th, 2006|07:44 pm] |
Fairly recently I came Runner-up in an ad competition of sorts. It was to make an ad for a teen girl magazine that was about to be launched on line. The company who ran the competition, Open Ad, asked me to write first of all what I was doing with my life and how I felt about Open Ad and being declared runner-up. The following is what I sent to them...
"I studied advertising at the University of Central Lancashire. I am currently working with my partner Senan but we had a tiff when this brief was set so he did not contribute to this. Senan eventually apologized for the comments he made about my mother and now we are looking for a job in London.
Open Ad is very appealing to me because I can be involved in the advertising process without having any direct contact with other human beings or the microscopic organisms they inevitably harbour.
Researching teenage girls is also something I take great pleasure from and I was naturally delighted to come runner-up. Ever since I was declared 2nd fastest in the infants I have always been more comfortable with being a runner-up than the unnecessary stress and attention that inevitably comes to the winner."
And this is what they used...http://www.openad.net/buyideas/news/?news_id=1432
I havnt been misquoted but I dont feel they represented my true thoughts. |
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| No need to be offensive. |
[Sep. 9th, 2006|11:52 am] |
I went to Cricket.info and I thought the headline was a little bit over the top. I know England have had a one day international problem of late but surely that doesn't justify "Bell ends England's one-day drought"
Harsh. |
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| Celebrities I've seen. |
[Aug. 17th, 2006|01:56 pm] |
These are the celebrities I've seen in London so far.
Phillipa Forester. She was in my tube carriage
Simon from Popworld. Walked past him near Oxford St.
Maggot from GLC and celebrity Big Brother. Saw him just down the road from my flat which suggests that he may live near by.
The guy from My Family and the BT ads. I saw him when I was on the bus and he was crossing the road outside.
Richie from 5ive. He was in Swiss Cottage tube station.
She drove past me the other day. Obviously she wasnt driving. Although if I didn't know any better I'd swaer she was trying to rarve me. |
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| You be the judge. |
[Aug. 14th, 2006|06:57 pm] |
I found this story http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4376583.stm
If you click on the link on the right for the video you will see Sharonjeet Snober and her family (watch the whole thing, they're on twice). I would then like you to vote simpley weather you think she is guilty or innocent based on good old-fashioned intuition.
Poll #794759 Guilty or Innocent
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 2In your opinion do you believe Sharonjeet Snober is guilty or innocent? |
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| Official proof I live in the getto. |
[Jul. 31st, 2006|06:18 pm] |
I got a letter (or rather a leaflet) today through my door.
Basiclly the leaflet was an attempt to stop people from pissing in the lifts and stair wells.
A reasonable request I would say but will it do any good? Stay tuned to find out.
Here's the leaflet in its entirety.
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| My Cricketing Life. |
[Jul. 8th, 2006|04:02 pm] |
As I explained I'm now a cricketer. And if posible Im going to use this post as an on going record of my progress in cricket matches. Becasue if I've learned one thing about cricket its that they love recording everything that happens. OK.
MATCH 1: Scored 3 runs. (didn't bowl)
MATCH 2: Scored 15 runs. Bowled 2 overs for 1 wicket. (I was told I got "honnery man of the match" becasue I was the most improved player. Why, oh why, do I kick ass at everything I do?)
MATCH 3: Scored 9 runs (didnt bowl) I was dissapointed how I got in this game. Showed a lack of concentration.
MATCH 4: Did sod all, didn't bat and didn't bowl.
MATCH 5: Scored 14 runs. My first match as wicket keeper, got 1 stumping.
MATCH 6: Vs Wanderers @ Maida Vale. First match against a proper team. I didnt do much except drop two catches, one was hard, one was easy.
We still won by 1 run.
MATCH 7: Vs Ealing Elite. Scored 1 run not out.
We lost by 5ish wickets |
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| London has sucked something out of me. |
[Jul. 8th, 2006|03:13 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | london | ] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | Archway. | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  lethargic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Neutral Milk Hotel | ] |
Ive been living in London for a month and this is the second entry I've managed to make in that time. When I was living in Swindon I made loads.
My conclusion is that this city sucks the energy out of you. And two hours on a bus doesnt help.
On the plus side I'm now a cricketer :-) Ill tell you about that in the next post. |
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| My first poll. |
[Jun. 18th, 2006|10:36 am] |
Poll #750527 What an I most?
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 1So the question is what am I most? |
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| Rules of comedy #1 |
[Jun. 2nd, 2006|11:22 am] |
I learned this rule of comedy today from the latest ad from WKD.
Normal pants = not funny.
Y front = funny.
Its so simple.
I'll dedicate this post to Christen who said I should put more pictures in my journal. I know you'll enjoy the top one (I'll email you the original, it has the guys full body on it). |
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| A sample of my friends varied wit. |
[May. 30th, 2006|04:36 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | jokes, test | ] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | Swindonia | ] |
| [ | mood |
| | creative | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Im never usually listening to music. I have to concentrate! | ] |
Recently I sent out an email to most of my friends (if you didnt get it then I don't like you) asking for their postal address.
It went like this Subject:"Send me your postal address like"
And inside I wrote "And you may get a surprise some time. Maybe not like."
With everyone was a little jokey line which I thought I'd share but I'll keep them anonymous. And also I feel I should point out that I have been known to set up little experiments in the past but this was totally unplaned I just found it interesting that everyone put a little something (I'm still waiting on some replies)
"I expect all the magazines to be of the highest class of pornography."
"Please don't send me a bomb through the post though."
"If it's a cheque, and it bounces, I'll kill you."
"Don't send me any porn"
"Don't give our address to any crappy firms or i'll beat you up."
The two replies I got from females didnt have a jokey line. I guess shows something in the male make up to not take anything seriously. Or the female make up that they're dull and uninspired. |
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| Britney Spears Love Split. |
[May. 28th, 2006|10:16 am] |
I could see from the very first second of that documentary that her relationship with that guy was never going to last. He was clearly just there because she is Britney Spears and he was clearly a dick. Never ever trust a male dancer.
So I'm putting a request out right now. Britney if you're reading get in touch. I'll be faithful to you and your two children. I'll take care of you when your album only gets to number 15. I'll get you off the cigarettes (because thats helping no one) and back to the wholesome fun loving Britney we all used to know and love.
And think of the publicity "Britney falls for sophisticated English gent!". Its a true Hollywood romance.
On the last page of her album booklet it could say "And all my Love to the biggest inspiration in my life, the big G, Graeme x x x" |
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